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		11:33am 12/03/2006
	Haha, I totally forgot I have this thing. See what I mean, I'm terrible with these sites. I keep my thoughts in my head and verbally share them with those I believe wont use them against me...not that there's anything to use that...wow, I just noticed you can post by phone if you have a paid account. Does anyone use this feature...does anyone actually go "Wow, that was so frickin amazing I just have to post it on my journal now...right now!...where's the phone?!" I bet its really weird...probly some lady sitting there with a cigarette and a raspy old voice reluctantly taking your dictation...that old lady must know so many things about so many random people...she must be certain she can point out anyones flaws from any distance! What does that say about her own mentality? Would she stuff herself into one of the categories she's created for all the other people...and if she doesnt...what does that say about her system that she claims so much superiority with. Did I just make a category of human behavior? What does that say about me now? Cosmic...and thus yet another reason I avoid such sites...just cant stay on one thought track...like the L train that derailed...I wonder how that happened...goes off on another tangent
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		01:25am 07/11/2005
	Family Guy quotes I had to put somewhere lol: What the hell?? They let Sarah Jessica Parkers FACE on TV and she looks like a FOOT! Look at that side boob. Check out this side boob. How about that side boob? Does that turn you on? Well it shouldn't cus that's my side boob. Goodnight everybody! beep lubed up beep with the toothpaste beep beep and the cherries in my beep episcopalian beep beep extension cord beep wetness beep a parking ticket...that is the best Everyone is now required to wear this device that converts fart sounds into Steven Wright jokes tries to fart "i spilled spot remover on my dog...now its gone" Oh you can have sex but...no moaning, no tongue kissing, no thrusting, no movement whatsoever. Well thats not very romantic, how are we supposed to...I'm done! Good night. snoooore
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		01:03pm 04/11/2005
	More than that? I don't even remember writing THAT. That could of course be because I DIDN'T!
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